Tag Archive for 'bacon'

26
Nov

welcome back bacon cheeseburger!

i’ve missed you so much, and now you’re back on the value picks menu at maccas, after almost a year and a half!

thank you for coming back to us, and replacing the deluxe cheeseburger. the deluxe cheeseburger was alright, i guess, if you added bacon. but then you just had a cheeseburger with lettuce and mayonnaise for $2.95, when for a little extra you could get a properly sized burger, and not have to argue to get bacon on the burger because “we’re not allowed to put bacon on promo burgers, it’s store policy.”

finally i can return to being really thrifty, by buying two bbq bacon cheeseburgers, taking the top off one, and bottom off the other, and making my own bbq double bacon cheeseburger. menu price for double beef and bacon, ~$4.75. bbq double bacon cheeseburger, $3.90, and you get bbq sauce and an extra piece of bacon!

+!! introduce free fries with vip card, and you’ve got an awesome meal (-drink), for only $3.90!

yay!

12
Aug

All Things Bacon!

Fuck I love bacon. Here is a list of really weird, really cool, bacon related products on the internet!

Enjoy!

Bacon Vodka

Bacon Cooking Alarm Clock

Bacon Ice Cream

Chocolate Covered Bacon

Bacon Cake

Canned Bacon

Bacon Soap

Bacon and Ice Cream

Bacon Land!!

Diet Coke with Bacon

Gummy Bacon

Bacon Wallet

Bacon Salt

Bacon Bra

I ♥ Bacon Shirt

Chicken Fried Bacon

Pig Butchering Guide

Bacon on a Stick!

23
Apr

Deadset, wtf.

Jesus fucking Christ! First of all… The Veronicas!

Where do they get off spending all their time touring the United States, telling the Americans that they are “coming back to their second home”, when they have only ever technically properly toured Australia once?
If that wasn’t enough, they have deadset posted like 900 bulletins and blogs on Myspace telling people they are going back to the US.

If you fucking love it there so much, why don’t you just marry the United States and live there forever? You heard me, completely not even welcome here anymore.

ESPECIALLY after the “concert” of theirs I went to last year. If you’re going to charge $60+ for people to come and watch you play, firstly, get a better fucking support band than Acid -fucking- Eyeliner! And secondly, SING YOUR FUCKING SONGS! If I wanted to listen to a concert full of playback, I’d have stayed home and listened to the CD. WHICH I BOUGHT! WHICH WAS FUCKING SHIT! Anymore electro-pop, and I don’t even know how to finish that sentence. Rock on Jess and Lisa, totally rock on…

Now, the actual point of this. Mc-fucking-Donalds!

If Auburn McDonalds are going to be open at fucking 3 in the morning, they should make the effort to hire staff that can understand clear plain fucking English for one, and actually know how to put together a Bacon Cheeseburger!!

It’s not that fucking hard, yalla! Bun. BBQ Sauce. Onion. Bacon. Cheese. Meat. Bun.

If you can’t get that right, perhaps you should just be sitting at home, not working, claiming some sort of mental difficulty Centrelink disability payment?

AND HOW THE FUCK HARD IS IT to comprehend the difference between “Small Fries” and “Small Sprite”?!? If I say I’d like “a small sprite, and a small fries”, what fucked up logic and reason would hear that as two small fucking fries?!

For a person who loves Bacon Cheeseburgers, I’m fast losing patience for the company who employ workers to build them.

Get your fucking act together. Jesus.

18
Apr

because baconzzz is so remarkable.

bacon

bacon

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