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Is it just me, or is there a prerequisit for people driving at the early hours of the morning, that they have to be fucked up obnoxious, unecessarily asshole fuckhead drivers?

In the past week, I’ve almost been cleaned up by some fuck drifting into my street on the wrong side of the road and Christine and I were almost murdered by a car full of dodgy hoon gangbanger fucks who got out of their car at a set of lights, started throwing things at my car, spitting at us and probably would have shot or stabbed us had I not have ran the red light and gotten away from them.

Then we come to tonight. Up until tonight, I had a pretty high view of truck drivers. Especially truck drivers driving at this hour of the night. My dad is a truck driver, so this does not apply to all truck drivers.

Driving along James Ruse Drive, I come through the speed camera, doing the speed limit, and next thing I know, there are about 80 highbeam headlights about a foot away from my car, blaring through my back window. I thought nothing of it, just some one off fuck being a cunt to me.

About 20 minutes later, driving through Rydalmere and Ermington, no traffic around me, doing the speed limit, I see a truck come barreling down my lane at at least twice the speed limit. I move over to the far left lane to let this guy past, he gets right up next to me and starts holding down his airhorn. I slam on my brakes and end up behind this guy, he moves into my lane, so I pull into the right hand lane and start driving past him. Next fucking thing I know, this cunt is indicating, and merging into my lane!

I’m still halfway between the front and the back of this guy, he obviously sees me and has no problem crushing me and my car, so I ended up driving along the median strip to get past this fuck, and not lose half of my car.

I don’t get why people have to be so fucked up at this time of night.

Shit.

I love driving, and I love driving fast.

Coming home, a few minutes ago, I was pushing 170km/h. I was doing this along Silverwater Road, which is a 70 zone. 100 kilometres an hour over the speed limit.

Not to mention the suicide lane on the Lane Cove bridge. If I’m not doing at least 120km/h through there, there is something wrong. Or some fucking old person in front of me, doing the speed limit.

How much of a rush does driving that fast give you? It’s amazing. Then I slow down to what feels like the speed limit, and I’m still doing 100km/h! That’s insanely cool.

This is the kind of thing that I should really have videos on YouTube about. I want to go somewhere, and be able to race my car. Race it fast, race it dangerously, but race it legally.

I could go to Eastern Creek and drive there, but apparently I cant fucking do that on my current license!

And it costs $275.!

That’s fucking bullshit. And that is the kind of thing that causes me to have to put my own life, the life of those in other cars, and the lives of pedestrians at risk by driving near 200km/h down Parramatta, Silverwater and Victoria roads at 3 in the morning.

And for all legal purposes, this entire post is made of absolute fiction, I am a perfectly safe driver who abides by all road rules, and would never consider or condone breaking the law, or traveling at such speeds, unless I were somewhere where this kind of driving was legal and permitted.