Archive for the 'News' Category

26
Nov

welcome back bacon cheeseburger!

i’ve missed you so much, and now you’re back on the value picks menu at maccas, after almost a year and a half!

thank you for coming back to us, and replacing the deluxe cheeseburger. the deluxe cheeseburger was alright, i guess, if you added bacon. but then you just had a cheeseburger with lettuce and mayonnaise for $2.95, when for a little extra you could get a properly sized burger, and not have to argue to get bacon on the burger because “we’re not allowed to put bacon on promo burgers, it’s store policy.”

finally i can return to being really thrifty, by buying two bbq bacon cheeseburgers, taking the top off one, and bottom off the other, and making my own bbq double bacon cheeseburger. menu price for double beef and bacon, ~$4.75. bbq double bacon cheeseburger, $3.90, and you get bbq sauce and an extra piece of bacon!

+!! introduce free fries with vip card, and you’ve got an awesome meal (-drink), for only $3.90!

yay!

18
Nov

omg, i totally forgot i have a website!

i’m paying for this, so i might as well use it!

by the way, you should follow me on twitter. @markislav

13
Mar

follow me on twitter!

click here and follow me on twitter!

10
Nov

Happy “7-Eleven Day”!

Today, the 7th of November 2008 (7/11), marked 7-Eleven’s second annual “7-Eleven Day.” Anyone who walked into any of Australia’s 7-Eleven stores, and said to the cashier, “Happy 7-Eleven Day!” would receive a free small Slurpee!

Really cool idea! But not so smart to try redeeming your free small Slurpee at 3.30pm in Bondi Junction, at the same time as every single school child was trying to redeem theirs.

Started off calm enough.

People started to crowd, push and shove…

Then all fucking hell broke loose, these little fucking kids started rushing the store, forcing their way into the store, breaking shit, shoving people out of the way, all for $1.40 worth of Slurpee, which wasn’t frozen in the slightest as the machine couldn’t handle the overuse.

20
Jul

I’m so mad popular…

Almost 160% of visitors to my website have added me to their favourites…

28
May

Marky wouldn’t post this…

So I did!

19
May

Look at me go!

Unless you have been living under a rock, you’ll know that I’m incredibly happy right now with my amazingly wonderful girlfriend, Christine.

And unless that rock you’ve been living under was underneath an even BIGGER rock, you’ll know that my Christine is an incredibly talented photographer.

She took this picture of me, which she apparently can’t get enough of.

I too, thought it was awesome.

Click on the photo to see a bigger version of it, and check out the rest of her gallery.

She photographs bands, you’d like her shots.

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17
May

My thoughts are not welcome in Honduras.

hondouras error
Apparently, attempting to access this website from an internet connection in Honduras gives you this Access Denied page. It says that my website has been categorised as inappropriate, blah blah blah blah blah.

The people of Honduras should not be censored from the word of Markislav!