Archive for the 'Hilarious shit' Category

14
Aug

Map of countries that don’t use the Metric System

Map of countries that don't use the metric system.

Have you ever wondered how many leauges there were in a furlong? Well, if you asked anyone from Liberia, Myanmar or The United States, they would probably be able to tell you.

05
Aug

It all makes so much sense now!

The American government is putting chemicals in the water supply!

That’s the only explanation this moronic woman can come up with when she saw a rainbow in her garden sprinkler…

Nothing to do with light refraction or reflection, but the government taking away the constitutional rights of its citizens, “to not be guinea pigs for the government’s never ending thirst for energy sources.”

Alert the masses people! They must be warned!!

19
Jun

Watch me crank that Soulja Boy…

THEN SUPERMAN THAT HOE!!!

This is Superman.

He lives somewhere near me I think.

He commonly patrols the local Marketplace, looking out for the citizens and protecting us from the evils of Kryptonite and Lex Luther.

Today he was in our Civic Video, rearranging the DVDs in the Children’s section, I assume foiling some dastardly plot some supervillain had put into motion, so I thought I’d bring these photos to the internet, so we could all bask in his heroic glory.

I don’t know who he is, or why he has come to our planet, but I feel safer knowing he is here, running through the West Ryde Woolworths, calling people “Turkeys”, screaming incoherently, and jumping around, pretending to fly.

God bless you odd Superman, God bless you.

29
May

Those middle ease cuns…

If you’re going to scrawl racial graffiti on the guard rail of the roof of a car park in the middle of Auburn, perhaps you should learn how to spell first?

I’m glad I’m not middle easern, or I’d be really upset to be called something as harsh as a cun…

11
May

M&Ms, Macquarie Centre and Security.

What fun are Crispy M&Ms if all you’re going to do is eat them?
Throwing them to unnamed accomplice is much more fun, obviously!

At the point I stopped filming, there were apparently security heading to have words with us.
So we dumped the M&Ms and got the motherfuck out of there…

In the video, there is a pram that enters the shot at 1:49. I’m pretty sure we hit the family of Asians that were pushing the pram…

Whoops… :))

02
May

Elmo chair likes it rough.

That it does…

22
Apr

That’s what it’s all about, bitch!




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