He commonly patrols the local Marketplace, looking out for the citizens and protecting us from the evils of Kryptonite and Lex Luther.
Today he was in our Civic Video, rearranging the DVDs in the Children’s section, I assume foiling some dastardly plot some supervillain had put into motion, so I thought I’d bring these photos to the internet, so we could all bask in his heroic glory.
I don’t know who he is, or why he has come to our planet, but I feel safer knowing he is here, running through the West Ryde Woolworths, calling people “Turkeys”, screaming incoherently, and jumping around, pretending to fly.
So I’m driving down Victoria Road between Ermington and West Ryde about 7 minutes ago.
I’m doing 70 down the bus lane, legal speed limit in a legal lane after 11am.
I’m coming up to the corner of Kissing Point Road and Victoria Road, where there is a service station.
I see this woman in a car, edging, edging, edging out into the road. Once again, I’m going 70. This woman sees me, and proceeds to SLOWLY pull out into my lane. I deadset have like 100 metres between me and this woman.
I slam on my brakes. Smoke everywhere, I slide down the street, stopping within like fucking a foot of this stupid cunts rear end. All the while holding my horn down. This woman doesn’t even flinch, or look at me in her mirror. She, oblivious to my two airhorns blaring up her retarded asshole, continues to drive like 10 km an hour. I pull up next to her, and just started screaming god-knows-what about how she was fucking fucked up in the head, shouldn’t be driving, should be dead, etc. I swerved at her, and took off.
I should have hit the woman, I should have sped up and just destroyed her entire car, and put her in hospital.
I was in the right the entire time.
CUNT.
I love how people continue making this shit day even worse.
Starring, directed and edited by Belfast Met College students JJ McAllister, Eoin O’Kane, Scott Mitchell, Becca Nelson, Kayleigh Birtles, Patrick Millar and Mark Black as part of National Diploma in Media Production 1st Year course
Jay: Watch the hobo. Then watch my Top 1. Be surprised and double-check. Triple-check. No matter how many times you like to check it - It’s Jen indeed. Just watch the clip (you are allowed to put the music off, cause well, the song is pure shit), and spread the link, if you please. The more views her clip gets (it’s an exam thingy, Jen does media), the happier her examinator is gonna be. The happier that examinator is, the higher Jen’s grade is. The higher Jen’s grade, the happier Jen is. The happier Jen is, the happier I am.
And don’t we all want me happy?
Yes?
Thought so.
Therefore, watch that clip. Rate & comment. Please be so kind to base your ratings and comments on the clip itself, and not on the band or the song, cause those two suck. Which is at the same time the reason why the clip Jen’s starring in, is so class. I mean… Could you make quite an artistic black&white clip with only a few people for such a crap song?
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