Archive for May, 2008

29
May

Those middle ease cuns…

If you’re going to scrawl racial graffiti on the guard rail of the roof of a car park in the middle of Auburn, perhaps you should learn how to spell first?

I’m glad I’m not middle easern, or I’d be really upset to be called something as harsh as a cun…

28
May

Cardboard box multitouch pad.

I came across this video the other week with instructions on how to make a multitouch touchpad using a cardboard box and a webcam, so that is exactly what I did!

It’s really really cool, and all it took to make was a webcam, a cardboard box, a piece of paper and a clear plastic clipboard, as well as some freely available software!

Check out how to make it, as well as other cool stuff, here!

28
May

Marky wouldn’t post this…

So I did!

23
May

I want to be a racecar driver.

I love driving, and I love driving fast.

Coming home, a few minutes ago, I was pushing 170km/h. I was doing this along Silverwater Road, which is a 70 zone. 100 kilometres an hour over the speed limit.

Not to mention the suicide lane on the Lane Cove bridge. If I’m not doing at least 120km/h through there, there is something wrong. Or some fucking old person in front of me, doing the speed limit.

How much of a rush does driving that fast give you? It’s amazing. Then I slow down to what feels like the speed limit, and I’m still doing 100km/h! That’s insanely cool.

This is the kind of thing that I should really have videos on YouTube about. I want to go somewhere, and be able to race my car. Race it fast, race it dangerously, but race it legally.

I could go to Eastern Creek and drive there, but apparently I cant fucking do that on my current license!

And it costs $275.!

That’s fucking bullshit. And that is the kind of thing that causes me to have to put my own life, the life of those in other cars, and the lives of pedestrians at risk by driving near 200km/h down Parramatta, Silverwater and Victoria roads at 3 in the morning.

And for all legal purposes, this entire post is made of absolute fiction, I am a perfectly safe driver who abides by all road rules, and would never consider or condone breaking the law, or traveling at such speeds, unless I were somewhere where this kind of driving was legal and permitted.

19
May

Look at me go!

Unless you have been living under a rock, you’ll know that I’m incredibly happy right now with my amazingly wonderful girlfriend, Christine.

And unless that rock you’ve been living under was underneath an even BIGGER rock, you’ll know that my Christine is an incredibly talented photographer.

She took this picture of me, which she apparently can’t get enough of.

I too, thought it was awesome.

Click on the photo to see a bigger version of it, and check out the rest of her gallery.

She photographs bands, you’d like her shots.

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17
May

My thoughts are not welcome in Honduras.

hondouras error
Apparently, attempting to access this website from an internet connection in Honduras gives you this Access Denied page. It says that my website has been categorised as inappropriate, blah blah blah blah blah.

The people of Honduras should not be censored from the word of Markislav!

15
May

Moulin Rouge Alix interviewed on ACA!

Alix left us in April to go to France and dance in the Moulin Rouge.
She was interviewed on A Current Affair the other night.

Look at her go!

Could. Not. Be. Prouder.

11
May

M&Ms, Macquarie Centre and Security.

What fun are Crispy M&Ms if all you’re going to do is eat them?
Throwing them to unnamed accomplice is much more fun, obviously!

At the point I stopped filming, there were apparently security heading to have words with us.
So we dumped the M&Ms and got the motherfuck out of there…

In the video, there is a pram that enters the shot at 1:49. I’m pretty sure we hit the family of Asians that were pushing the pram…

Whoops… :))

07
May

Call it what you wanna call it…

Elmo’s fucking alcoholic…

elmo

02
May

Elmo chair likes it rough.

That it does…




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