Archive for April, 2008

25
Apr

It’s StatzDawg, bitches!

24
Apr

Because I can

23
Apr

Why Is Uni So DAMN Boring?

Dead set, I’ve been in my virtual collaborative envoronments class for about 40 mins, but it dead set feels like a year. I think they should give me an entire degree just for turning up today….

First of all, its boring as batshit. I’d rather watch paint dry. That would be more interesting, not to mention toxic. Second of all, we have to be doing Second Life later on, which quite frankly scares me. WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU HAVE VIRTUAL SEX ON A VIRTUAL WORLD?

I should also mention that this lecturer shits me to pieces – I can’t pay attention cos he talks in such a monotone manner, and the subjects he talks about all sound the same.

  • Virtual Reality
  • Augmented Reality
  • Augmented Virtuality
  • Blah Blah Blah
  • etc etc

How the fuck am I supposed to know the difference, considering I positively won’t stay awake to listen to him explain to me! I am also incredibly sleepy.

Why?

Cos I’ve been going on like no sleep these days, there’s so much damn uni work to do.

For a start, I got home at 3 fucking am this morning because I was working on some uni work. And when I got home, instead of going to sleep, I kept working away at it for another 2 hrs…

I’m also terribly sick, I have been for a good week now, from being completely overworked, severely stressed and having a psycho family attack me.

AND I haven’t had a computer in so long I can’t believe I’ve survived!!! All this study can’t be good for me…

BUT

Only 2 more hours of uni this week after today, and Friday is a public holiday!!

AND I got a new graphics tablet today :) ))

23
Apr

Deadset, wtf.

Jesus fucking Christ! First of all… The Veronicas!

Where do they get off spending all their time touring the United States, telling the Americans that they are “coming back to their second home”, when they have only ever technically properly toured Australia once?
If that wasn’t enough, they have deadset posted like 900 bulletins and blogs on Myspace telling people they are going back to the US.

If you fucking love it there so much, why don’t you just marry the United States and live there forever? You heard me, completely not even welcome here anymore.

ESPECIALLY after the “concert” of theirs I went to last year. If you’re going to charge $60+ for people to come and watch you play, firstly, get a better fucking support band than Acid -fucking- Eyeliner! And secondly, SING YOUR FUCKING SONGS! If I wanted to listen to a concert full of playback, I’d have stayed home and listened to the CD. WHICH I BOUGHT! WHICH WAS FUCKING SHIT! Anymore electro-pop, and I don’t even know how to finish that sentence. Rock on Jess and Lisa, totally rock on…

Now, the actual point of this. Mc-fucking-Donalds!

If Auburn McDonalds are going to be open at fucking 3 in the morning, they should make the effort to hire staff that can understand clear plain fucking English for one, and actually know how to put together a Bacon Cheeseburger!!

It’s not that fucking hard, yalla! Bun. BBQ Sauce. Onion. Bacon. Cheese. Meat. Bun.

If you can’t get that right, perhaps you should just be sitting at home, not working, claiming some sort of mental difficulty Centrelink disability payment?

AND HOW THE FUCK HARD IS IT to comprehend the difference between “Small Fries” and “Small Sprite”?!? If I say I’d like “a small sprite, and a small fries”, what fucked up logic and reason would hear that as two small fucking fries?!

For a person who loves Bacon Cheeseburgers, I’m fast losing patience for the company who employ workers to build them.

Get your fucking act together. Jesus.

22
Apr

That’s what it’s all about, bitch!

18
Apr

New Wallpapers!!

These wallpapers aren’t exactly new, but I made them and never put them on my website. LOOK!

hayden panettiere

kaila gee

More wallpapers…

18
Apr

chocolate, lights and dice

chocolate

lights

dice

just for future reference

=]

18
Apr

thank you shitty rail.

So today is a wet and miserable day.

I suppose Shitty rail wants to make my experience as miserable as the weather outside today.

Well, they did a good job.

The train was 2 carriages shorter than usual, so it was a struggle to even get in.

Once I did get in, I went to realise that the train was so damn crowded, slippery and stinky that I could barely move, and on numerous occasions i almost slipped to my untimely death. And did I mention the amount of 2nd hand music I had to listen to because of how close I was to the fools who were listening to music which was clearly too loud to be healthy.

To top it off, I threw up stomach acid as soon as I got off the train, my feet are covered in dirty stormwater and the labs at uni are so freaking cold that I’m shivering uncontrollably.

Hopefully lunch at Bettys or wherever with Marky will make me feel better.
:)

18
Apr

because baconzzz is so remarkable.

bacon

bacon

=]

oh, visit my website cos i say so.


17
Apr

zomgroadragewtf!?!

Its normal to blast Mika and Ashlee Simpson as loud as possible with windows wound down while driving half way across Sydney for a hot chocolate, right?

Fucking omg. So we were driving down Victoria Road towards the City, because we mad wanted chocolate, and obviously we have to drive all the way to Glebe to get it… I came through the speed camera at Holy Cross, and did about 35km/h like I always do, just because my speedo is constantly wrong, and I’d rather be safe than catching a bus.

Drove past there, and Christine decided she was in the mood for listening to Mika, loud enough for people blocks away to hear. Crank Grace Kelly as LOUD as possible, and this stupid fuckbag lebo in some shitty stock plastic piece of shit whatever was driving next to us. He kept on giving us the FILTHIEST looks, to which we just laughed and continued singing along. Next minute, he’s cranking his stock stereo as loud as it would go, which I could vaguely recognise as treble-y noise through the bass of my shit awesome system…

Once again, we just laughed, and turned up the Grace Kelly even louder, or we might have moved on to Love Today at that point, I can’t really remember. He starts screaming at us, I think (obv. my stereo was too loud to hear), at which point Christine wound up her window. We continue driving, and all of a sudden, he’s like fucking pulling infront of me, SWERVING INTO MY LANE AT MY CAR! at a position where if I would have hit him, I would have been at fault. I slam on my brakes, just because I wanted to get behind him, or at least away from him, for the safety of myself, Christine, and my bank account. Slow right down, to an almost complete stop, because he SLOWED DOWN TOO! Wouldn’t let me move. I eventually got behind him, and he just took off at like 140km/h over Gladesville Bridge.

So yeah, fuckbag whatever disappeared into the distance, never to be seen again.

We continued along, got our Hot Chocolate, Mint Chocolate Milkshake and free Churros from Sans Churro, and everything was lovely again.

Scary scary day. But with chocolate.

THEN WE GOT NACHOS FROM BETTY’S ON OXFORD STREET!!!! ! I mad less than three those nachos! Yumm yumm yummmmm.

The end.