Archive for July, 2007

31
Jul

Lil’ Mama.

By Markislav 0 Comments
Categories: Rants

You know how theres those people that make you say “Oh yeah, she sings pretty good.”

Then at the same time, there are those people that make you think: “Please give me a bat wrapped with barbed wire, and this girls address, so I can be the hero of every single person with ears”

Lil’ Mama, is the reason for the latter.

You may or may not have heard of her. The only reason I’ve listened to her, is because she’s recorded remixes of Avril’s Girlfriend, and Rihanna’s Umbrella.

I know there are some of you who are subscribed to receive my blog that would rather eat glass than listen to either of those songs, but, if you were to listen to the Lil’ Mama remixes, your preference of rather doing things would appear as:

1. Listen to original version of Umbrella.
2. Eat glass.
3. Listen to Lil’ Mama remix.

Ew.

12
Jul

The letter X.

By Markislav 2 Comments
Categories: Rants

Don’t you just hate the letter x?

I mean, whats its deal?

I know what you’re thinking, “this guy is thinking exactly like me! =O I hate X too”

like seriously, wtf is with it?

its the combination of e k and s.

why even have it for? its stupid.

plus, its a total whore to say.

it seems to confuse the fuck out of many people that learn english.

I propose!:

1. we remove the letter X from the alphabet.
2. we replace the eks sound in speech with like, double s or z where necessary.

for ezample:

essclamation mark.

try it out, essclamation mark is a lot fucking easier to say!

do you agree, disagree, hate any more letters?

lemmie know !

Example, under the new system, thanks to the input of Kimi, will now be:

Egg sample.

Any word appearing under the current system with the same eks sound as example, will totally be split into 2 words.

First word, egg.

Second word, remainder of original word.